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Get Ready For A Star-Spangled Weekend! The Fun Begins Friday, July 4 At 8:00 A.M., Running Through Sunday, July 6

NEW YORK, June 16, 2008 -- Break the monotony of family BBQs and explode with laughter this July 4th weekend with a star-studded lineup of COMEDY CENTRAL'S hottest comedians. Viewers will celebrate their freedom to laugh their hearts out when they tune in all weekend long, beginning Friday, July 4 at 8:00 A.M.    » read more »

Deal Also Includes Broadcast Window For Michel Gondry's "Be Kind Rewind" Starring Jack Black

NEW YORK, May 29, 2008 -- COMEDY CENTRAL® has acquired the first-window broadcast premiere rights to New Line Cinema's "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay," as well as a broadcast window for Michel Gondry's "Be Kind Rewind" starring Jack Black, it was announced today by David Bernath, senior vice president, programming, COMEDY CENTRAL.    » read more »

Auditions Held At 10601 West Washington Boulevard In Culver City, California

NEW YORK, May 19, 2008 /PRNewswire/ -- The most original and wonderfully bizarre comedy variety show is now casting! The Los Angeles open casting call for "The Gong Show with Dave Attell" will take place Saturday, May 24 at 10601 West Washington Boulevard in Culver City, from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. PT.

COMEDY CENTRAL and host Dave Attell are looking for the wackiest, wildest, most bizarre, unique performers out there! All acts are welcome -- from cutting edge variety to stupid human tricks and animal tricks, from the dark to the daring to the downright insane! "The Gong Show with Dave Attell" premieres Thursday, July 17 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT.    » read more »

Auditions Held At Arlene's Grocery at 95 Stanton Street in New York City

NEW YORK, May 19, 2008 /PRNewswire/ -- The most original and wonderfully bizarre comedy variety show is now casting! The New York open casting call for "The Gong Show with Dave Attell" will take place Thursday, May 22 at Arlene's Grocery at 95 Stanton Street in Manhattan, from 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. ET.

COMEDY CENTRAL and host Dave Attell are looking for the wackiest, wildest, most bizarre, unique performers out there! All acts are welcome -- from cutting edge variety to stupid human tricks and animal tricks, from the dark to the daring to the downright insane! "The Gong Show with Dave Attell" premieres Thursday, July 17 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT.    » read more »

New Original Series Include "The Gong Show With Dave Attell," "Reality Bites Back" And "Atom TV"

- Guest Stars For New Episodes Include Patton Oswalt, Nick Swardson and Ron White
- ComedyCentral.com New Site Features Include Weekly Dispatches By Lt. Dangle (Tom Lennon), Never-Before-Seen Cast Interviews And A New Game

NEW YORK, May 5, 2008 -- The Reno County Sheriff’s Department is tuning up their cruisers and calling it in with 8 new episodes of “RENO 911!” The half-hour comedy is created by and stars Robert Ben Garant, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Thomas Lennon as cops on patrol in Reno, Nevada. The new episodes premiere Thursday, May 22 at 10:30 p.m.    » read more »

NEW YORK, April 7, 2008 -- Get ready for stand-up comedy straight from the wild, wild Midwest! Drew Hastings stars in the all-new stand-up special, "Irked and Miffed," debuting Saturday, April 26 at 11:00 p.m.

Deftly balancing a seemingly endless supply of angst with self-deprecating humor, Midwest cult favorite Drew Hastings certainly has a style of his own. Get to know the 6'6" tall comic-dressed, as always, in his trademark black suit and horn-rimmed glasses -- as he demystifies middle-aged sex, life on a farm and the American craze for prescription drugs in the World Television Premiere of his one-hour special!    » read more »

Washington, D.C. -- April 1, 2021 -- Marking what may be the final passage in a series of groundbreaking weapons bills, Congress yesterday signed into law the Homeowners Fission Liberty Bill (H.R. 9985: To totally actualize the second amendment rights of all Americans), permitting the legal possession and use of tactical nuclear weapons for hunting and personal protection.

The Homeowners Fission Liberty Bill for the first time allows private citizens to safely, securely vaporize intruders, squirrels or fish

While tactical nukes have been previously permitted under certain special conditions, the Homeowners Fission Liberty Bill for the first time extends that right to all American citizens.    » read more »

NEW YORK, March 31, 2008 /PRNewswire via COMTEX News Network/ -- Canadians want more money and decide to stage a strike in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled, "Canada On Strike!," premiering on Wednesday, April 2 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL(R).

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. Meanwhile, people from Denmark flock to the U.S. and cross the picket lines to take the place of the striking Canadians. In conflict over whether or not to stand with their countrymen, Terrance and Phillip uncover the truth behind the outrageous cost of the strike.    » read more »

According to his website, Mr. Vondersaar was "illegally purged from USAF in 1986 by fascist criminals and targeted by the secret police since." A cursory analysis of the candidate's website would seem to indicate that there remains the merest iota of, shall we say, bitterness in his apparently somewhat singleminded psyche.

From the official campaign website:    » read more »

Welcome to the inaugural post in our new blog section subtly entitled Crackpot Candidates. This is the place where we'll be posting derisive commentary on the seemingly limitless numbers of somewhat, shall we say, unusual individuals who strive toward the lofty post of elected office, and their often striking political platform planks.    » read more »

Get Ready for Clinton Family Comedy at its Finest!

Features Comedians Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Carlos Mencia and Brian Regan

Steve Zahn and Allen Covert Give Viewers a Sneak Peek of Their New Feature Film 'Strange Wilderness' When Comedy Central Presents 'Reel Comedy: Strange Wilderness' Debuting Monday, January 28 at Midnight* On COMEDY CENTRAL

- South Beach Comedy Festival to Be Held Saturday, Jan. 19, 2008 From 10:00 A.M. - 4:00 P.M. in Partnership With Comcast, Sony and Waste Management Recycle America
- The Address the Mess Electronics Recycling Event to Be Held in the Front Drive-Way at The Fillmore at The Jackie Gleason Theatre, 1700 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach
- Free Drive Will Collect and Recycle All Forms of Electronics from South Florida Residents Including Computers, Monitors, Laptops, Cell Phones, Televisions, Printers, Fax Machines and More